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Posts Tagged: fail

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People always ask me, why do I go to great lengths to never post direct names about people in my blog… Well, no they don’t, but I assume they’d like to know, seeing as loads of people wondered if they could have a mention in my blog, to which I politely told them to take a hike due to my “No Mention” Rule. But I had no idea why I started this rule. So, come with me children, on an epic trek through my mind to work out where this insane rule comes from.

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Ahh, the hospital. The sterile atmosphere. The cold hands. The odd feeling of everything either being as alive as it’ll ever be, or stone dead, when walking down the halls. Normally, that’s cool. But then they stick and needle in your arm and things fail.

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